Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 03:04:29 -0400
"What I Have..."
I have had 2 By-pass surgeries,
A hip replacement, new knees,
Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes,
Am half blind, can't hear anything quieter
than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that make
me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia,
Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands
and feet anymore,
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92,
Have lost all my friends,
But.....Thank Heaven I still have my
DRIVER'S LICENSE!!!!
Isn't it GREAT to be in Florida!?
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"Catalog"
An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order
house the following: "Please send me one
of those gasoline engines for my boat you
show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll
send you a check."
In a short time he received the following
reply: "Please send check. If it's any good,
we'll send the engine."
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"What's In A Name?"
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying
the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
They had been meeting that park every
sunny day, for over 12 years...chatting,
and enjoying each others friendship.
One day, the younger of the two ladies,
turns to the other and says,...."Please
don't be angry with me dear, but I am
embarrassed, after all these years...
What is your name ? I am trying to
remember, but I just can't. "
The older friend stares at her, looking
very distressed, says nothing for 2 full
minutes, and finally says....
"How soon do you have to know?"
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