Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 02:56:06 -0400
"Need Viagra?"
This man got his prescription for
Viagra, and goes home to get ready
for when his wife gets home. He
calls her on the phone, and says,
"I'll be home in an hour."
"Perfect," she replies.
The man thinks her agreement is
because the Doctor told him to take
his Viagra an hour before. He takes
the Viagra and waits. Well, and hour
goes by, the man is ready to go, but
no wife?
She calls him on the phone and she
says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be
there for about an hour and a half."
The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor
for advice. "What should I do?" he
asks.
The Doctor replied, "It would be a
shame to waste it. Do you have a
housekeeper around?"
"Yes" the man replied.
"Well, maybe you can occupy yourself
with her instead?" said the Doctor.
The man then replied with dismay,
"But I don't need Viagra with the
housekeeper..."
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"The French Maid"
A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry
at her French maid. After a long list of
stinging remarks about her shortcomings
as a cook and housekeeper, she
dismissed the maid.
The maid, with her Gallic ancestry,
couldn't allow such abuse to go
unanswered. "Your husband considers
me a better housekeeper and cook than
you, Madam. He has told me himself."
The rich bitch just scowled and said
nothing.
"And furthermore," the angry girl continued,
"I am better in bed than you!"
"And I suppose my husband told you
that, too?"
"No, Madam," said the maid. "The
chauffeur told me that!"
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