Subject: Too Ugly?
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 16 1999 - 06:03:29 EST
"Ugly?"
A lady was walking down the street to work, and
she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly." Well, as you can imagine, the lady is
furious! She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot, and
it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She
was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her,
"WOW lady, you are still really ugly." The lady
was so ticked that she went into the store and
said that she would sue the store and kill the bird
if the manager didn't take care of this problem.
The store manager apologized profusely and
promised he would make sure the parrot
didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day
after work, the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She stopped and said, "Yes?"
The bird paused, then said, "You know."
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"Too Ugly"
Two football players are sitting in a dorm and
talking about girls. One says to the other, "I never
get lucky, I'm just too ugly..." The other player
says: "No man, you just need to go to where I live.
There girls don't even care what you look like."
So the ugly guy says, "Well lets go!"
They take the bus and get off in the friend's
neighborhood. They start walking down the
street, and the ugly guy turns and sees this
beautiful woman across the street, curling her
finger towards herself and saying, "Come here."
The ugly guy turns toward his friend and says,
"You were right. I'll meet up with you later, see ya!"
So he runs across the street and starts following
the woman. She disappears for a brief moment
around the bend of a building and then reappears
signaling with her finger, "Come here."
He continues to follow after her. She disappears
behind another building, then reappears once
again... still curling her finger, "Come here."
Finally, he sees her at the top of an apartment's
stairs... one last time she curls her finger, "Come
here."
He goes up the stairs and walks into the apartment
which is pitch dark. He closes the door behind him,
and suddenly the lights turn on. There he sees the
woman pointing at three kids saying, "I told you if
you were bad again I was going to bring you the
Boogie Man!"
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