Subject: Good News/Bad News
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 16 1999 - 06:02:13 EST
"Good News/Bad News"
After his annual physical, the sexually active
bachelor was waiting in the doctor's office
for the results. "Well," said the doctor, "I
have good news and bad news for you."
"The way I feel, please give me the good
news first," replied the bachelor.
The good news," announced the doctor,
"is that your penis has grown an additional
four inches since your last exam."
"Great!" the man shouted. "What is the
bad news?"
"It's malignant," replied the doctor.
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