Subject: The Spinsters
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 11 1999 - 09:42:07 EST
"The Spinsters"
There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins.
It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and
says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going
out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!"
Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by
10 so I don't worry about you."
10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of
Gladys... 11 o'clock...12 o'clock...
Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flies open.
In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you
okay, Gladys??"
No answer, so she opens the door and there
sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles,
legs spread, and her head stuck between her
legs looking at herself.
"What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks
Betty.
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in...
and 5 when it came out. When I find the other
half, you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"
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