Subject: The Acrobat
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 11 1999 - 09:16:29 EST
"The Acrobat"
There was a young fellow named Dick
Who perfected a wonderful trick:
He'd get an erection,
And scorn all protection,
Then balance himself on his Prick.
'Twas a fearful and wonderful sight;
And the ladies all shrieked with delight;
But the men were less zealous,
For it made them all jealous,
And they said Dick had no copyright!
Then each of them tried it and failed,
While their wives looked on helpless and wailed
For each one would teeter
And fall on his peter,
Or managed to get all derailed.
So Dick was the toast of the town;
There was nothing too good for that clown,
And the wives all came flocking
To the acrobat's cocking,
While the husgbands deplored his renown.
And then came the best part of all;
Bob Perlman, who'd bring down the hall;
For his tour-de-force trick
Was to straddle his prick,
And wheel out of sight on one ball.
The ladies all ran to tease Dick
That Bob Perlman had bettered his trick;
So he straddled and struggled,
And on one ball he juggled,
But he knocked out his prop with a kick.
Now the tragedy didn't end there;
For as Richard whirled down through the air;
His prick became tied
In a knot that defied
All attempts to untangle its snare.
Most men would have died of remorse;
But Dick found another resource;
For pretzels he'd pose
With his twisted up hose,
And he made a nice income, of course.
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