Subject: Breast Milk
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 09 1999 - 19:10:58 EST
"Medical Exam"
Leonard desperately wanted to become a
doctor and had really crammed for his
medical boards, so he wasn't in the least
fazed by the question: "Name the three
advantages of breast milk."
Quickly he wrote:
1. It contains the optimum balance of
nutrients for the newborn child.
2. As it is contained within the mother's
body, it is protected from germs and helps
develop the child's immune system.
Then Leonard was stumped. Sitting back
and racking his brain until he'd broken into
a sweat, he finally scribbled:
3. It comes in such nice containers.
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"Breast Milk"
There was a gentleman living in a small village
who unfortunately had a stomach disorder that
required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother.
Well there weren't too many women in the village
nursing babies and even fewer who would agree
to allow a grown man suck on their breast. But
low and behold, the poor man finally found a
rather buxom young girl who recently had given
birth and who was willing to help him out, for a price.
The man was desperate because his condition
was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the
woman the amount of money she demanded.
After all, the woman had a new born baby to care
for, and the father had abandoned them to their
fate.
The first day was a bit awkward as the man
showed up and, with a bit of anxiety and
embarrassment, leaned over and began to suck
on the woman's breast. Well, weeks went by,
and the awkwardness began to fade. One day,
the woman realized that the man's sucking was
beginning to arouse her sexually. It became
almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous
voice, she said, "Is there anything else you'd like?"
The man paused in his sucking for a moment
and looked up at her. "Yeah," he said finally.
"Can I have a cookie with my milk?"
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