Subject: No Appetite
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 09 1999 - 19:08:26 EST
"No Appetite"
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some
breakfast, bacon & eggs, perhaps a slice of
toast? Grapefruit with ginger and coffee to
follow?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's
really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like
something. A bowl of homemade soup,
maybe, with (mmmm) a cheese sandwich?
Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's
really taken the edge off my appetite."
Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything
to eat. She'll go to the cafe and buy him a
burger supper. Maybe a red pudding or a
steak pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza micro
waved? Or a tasty stir fry that would only
take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's
really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting
off me? I'm bloody starving!"
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