Subject: Tip Of The Day
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 01 1999 - 02:24:22 EST
"Tip Of The Day"
There's this couple and they've been dating for
quite some time. He wants her really bad, but
she won't sleep with him because she's
saving herself for marriage. As they were
kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot
and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just
a feel."
She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage."
They went back and forth. He said, "Just one
feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."
She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but
that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."
So he puts his hand down her panties and
takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot
warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"
She of course states, "NO, I'm saving myself
for marriage."
He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No,
absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage."
He says, "How about if I agree to only just put
the tip in?"
She says, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage."
He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the
tip, no more, and we'll stop after that."
She finally gives in, "Okay, but just the tip, no
more, and that's all."
He says okay and pulls down her panties and
puts the tip in.. Then he gets so hot and ready
that he can't control himself, so shoves it the
whole way in and starts going to town...
She, meanwhile, is moaning and groaning and
starts shouting, "OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT
THE WHOLE WAY IN!"
A little stunned, the guy says, "NO, absolutely not!
A deal is a deal!"
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