Subject: Kawasaki!
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 02 1999 - 12:20:11 EST
"Kawasaki!"
A businessman traveled to Japan to meet and play
golf with a few Japanese business associates.
Having nothing to do the night before his game, he
decided to solicit the services of a prostitute.
Later, when they were in the throes of passion, she
suddenly screamed out "Kawasaki!" Not knowing the
translation, he figured it meant he was performing
exceptionally well, and so he kept going.
Again she screamed, "Kawasaki! Kawasaki!" And again,
he smiled proudly at this congratulation and continued
with even harder vigor.
Finally, she shrieked "KAWASAKI!" a third time, jumped
out of bed and ran from the room.
"It must have been too good for her!" he thought to himself,
and went to sleep contented with himself.
The next day, while in the middle of his round of golf, one
of his Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee
right into the cup for a hole-in-one!
Remembering his new word and wanting to impress his
associates with his linguistic proficiency, the man yelled
out, "Kawasaki!"
Perplexed, the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked,
"What do you mean, 'wrong hole?'"
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