Subject: Men Are Marvelous Creatures
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 01 1999 - 02:23:13 EST
"Men Are Marvelous Creatures" (Wow)
If you kiss him, he kisses you back.
If you don't, he patiently waits.
If you praise him, he says thank you.
If you don't, he feels secure in your love.
If you agree to all his likes, you have met
your fantasy man.
If you don't, you still get along.
If you visit him often, he welcomes you
every time.
If you don't, he'll visit you instead.
If you are well dressed, he says you are
beautiful.
If you don't, you are still beautiful.
If you are jealous, he assures you and
holds you.
If you're not, he gives you no reason to be.
If you attempt a romance, he sweeps you
off your feet.
If you don't, he'll love you from afar.
If you're a minute late, he is grateful for
your arrival.
If he is late, he apologizes and make it
up to you.
If you visit another man, he is secure that
you love only him.
If he is visited by another woman, you are
secure that he loves only you.
If you kiss him once in a while, he's
appreciative of your affection.
If you kiss him often, he will always have
you on his mind.
If he fails to help you in crossing the street,
you know you're a big girl.
If he does, he shows that he'll always be
there for you.
If you stare at another man, he knows that
you're only admiring
If he is stared at by other woman, you
know why he's one hot babe.
If you talk, he'll always listen.
If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want
to know.
In short: So complex, yet so direct
So strong, yet so supportive
So dazzling, yet so humble
So passionate, yet so marvellous ..........MEN !
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