Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 15 May 1999 13:36:47 -0400
Don't ask me what a Jewish Deli was doing in the
middle of Texas. I'm surprised they actually know
over there what a matzo ball is...
LadyHawke
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"Marilyn Monroe & Matzo Ball Soup"
While acting in a movie in Texas, Marilyn Monroe
was very sick and tired of the food being served
on the set. She decided to go into town and
sample some Texas food. She saw a restaurant
called "The Texas Deli." She went in and asked
about their special food, if any. The gentleman
behind the counter replied, "Well, m'am, we are
known all over for our delicious matzo ball soup!"
"I'll try it," she replied.
The gentleman returned with a steaming bowl of
rich chicken soup with two of the biggest matzo
balls, ever seen. She had a little taste, and then
she finished the soup down to the last drop.
At that point, she looked up and said,
"Sir, this is the best soup I've ever had... What
kind of animal did you say those balls were from?"
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"Dieter's Recital"
My appetite is my shepherd, I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly
Sometimes during the night.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a
Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating,
For the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me.
For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously.
My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me
All the days of my life
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
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