Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 11 Jun 1999 09:57:48 -0400
"Four Little Kittens"
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see
a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he
breathlessly informed his mother, "There
were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."
"How did you know that?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,"
he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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"I Got A 100!"
Little Susie came running into the house after
school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I
got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling,
30 in math, and 20 in science..."
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"Where Is Susie?"
Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take
the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom
says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage."
Little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad,
can I take Susie for a walk around the block.
I asked Mom but she said the dog was in
heat, and that I should ask you".
Dad said, "Bring Susie over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and
scrubbed the dog's butt with it and said, "Ok,
you can go now but keep Susie on the leash
and only go one time around the block."
Little girl left and returned a few minutes later
with no dog on the leash.
Dad said, "Where's Susie?"
Little girl said, "Susie ran out of gas about
halfway down the block,and there's another
dog pushing her home."
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