Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 11 Jun 1999 10:01:04 -0400
"Little Suzy's Punctuation"
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate
the following sentence:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry."
Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply:
"Let's see. Fun period,
fun period, fun no period,
worry! worry!! worry!!!"
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"Benefits Of Breast Feeding"
In fifth grade health class, the teacher asked the
class to name four benefits of breast feeding.
Little Billy (Little Johnny was out that day) raised
his hand and said,
{1} It's fresh.
{2} Its healthy.
{3} Its always the right temperature.
{4} It comes in such nice containers.
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"Louvre's Statue"
A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the
Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male.
"What is that?" asked the child pointing to the penis.
"Nothing, nothing at all, Cherie," replied the mother.
"I want one," said the child. The mother tried to
focus her daughter's attention on a more suitable
subject, but the little girl persisted.
"I want one just like that," she kept repeating.
At last the mother said, "If you are a good girl and
stop thinking about it now, when you grow up, you
will have one."
"And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.
"Then," answered the mother, "You will have many."
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