Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 10 Jul 1999 10:54:24 -0400
"Tight Shoes?"
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair
of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained
salesman says,
"But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."
"Just bring me a size eight."
The sales guy brings them, and the man stuffs
his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain.
He turns to the salesman and says,
"I've lost my house to the I.R.S., I live with my
mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my best
friend, my business has filed Chapter 11, and
my son just told me he was gay. The only
pleasure I have left is to come home at night
and take my shoes off."
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"About One Recent Royal Wedding..."
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting
dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she
suddenly realized she had forgotten to bring her
wedding shoes.
Panic.
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair
of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them
to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately, they were a
bit too small. By the time the festivities were over,
Sophie's feet were in agony.
When she and bridegroom Edward withdrew to
their room, the only thing she could think of was
getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Family crowded around the door
to the bedroom, and they heard roughly what they
expected, grunts, straining noises, and an
occasional muffled scream. Eventually, they heard
Edward say, "Goodness, that was tight."
"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was
a virgin!"
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say,
"Right. Now for the other one."
This was followed by more grunting and straining,
and, at last, Edward said, 'My Goodness. That was
even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor,
always a sailor."
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