Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 15 Jan 1999 11:32:09 -0500
I used to hate blonde jokes because I was blonde as a kid.
I also don't believe that a hair color has anything to do with
intelligence. However, with my grown-up flaming-red
tresses, I can make some fun of former comrades. :)
LadyHawke
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"A Flying Blonde" (A LadyHawke's favorite)
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was
very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,
a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running
over seat to seat and starts shouting,
"BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the
cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the
Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is
looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the
pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard,
and all of a sudden started shouting,
"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
<>*<>*<>*<>*<> Quickie du Jour <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a "Scratch & Sniff" sticker on the bottom of the pool.
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"Blonde Ambition"
A very well-built young blonde was lying on her
psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated
she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she
complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed;
I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being
a sales clerk and I failed at that, too."
The shrink thought for a moment and said,
"Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why
don't you try nursing?"
The blonde thinks about this for a moment, then
bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it
at the shrink, and says,
"Well, what the heck! Go ahead. I'll give it a try!"
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