Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 16 Jan 1999 08:10:00 -0500
Ahh, Viagra.... The less said, the better..... {giggle}
LadyHawke
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"Success of VIAGRA"
With the overwhelming success of VIAGRA, the new
drug for the treatment of impotence in men, there has
been an interest on the part of many major companies
considering a possible merger with VIAGRA's
manufacturer. The potential market for a product like
VIAGRA, coupled with the established reputation of a
nationally recognized company could be a gold mine -
ESPECIALLY, WITH THE USE OF POPULAR
COMPANY MOTTOS!!
Consider a merger of VIAGRA with:
AT&T whose motto is "Reach out and touch someone.
OR Burger King - "Home of the WHOPPER"
You get the idea. Here are some more possible slogans:
Chevrolet - "Like a ROCK.
Energizer Batteries - "Keeps on going, and going, and
going......."
U.S. Army - "Be all that you can be.
Don't forget McDonald's, where you can "Supersize for
just $0.39!"
MCI can give a new twist to their "Friends & Family"
circles.
With Timex, it "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Les Schwab Tires offers "Free Beef."
Surge pop says "Feel the rush.
VISA - "It's everywhere you want to be.
IBM provides "Solutions for a small planet."
With Allstate Insurance, "You're in good hands.
The Marines are "Looking for a few good men.
and of course
AM/PM Minimart boasts "Too much good stuff.
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"Top Ad Slogans Considered By Viagra"
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra.
Any questions?
2. Just do her.
3. Viagra... built "ram" tough.
4. Tastes great, more filling.
5. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
6. Viagra. It plumps when you take 'em.
7. The "hardbeef" of America.
8. Get a piece of the rock.
9. This Pud's for you.
10. Viagra. The quicker pecker-picker-upper.
11. Viagra. It grows on you.
12. Viagra. The drug that put "R" in bone.
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