Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 07 Feb 1999 12:20:43 -0500
This column was extremely popular last year. Enjoy!
LadyHawke
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"The World's Perfect Girl Must..."
(as viewed by a guy, obviously)
1. Laugh a lot
2. Read the newspaper
3. Care about something (preferably me)
4. Like the way I look in sweat pants
5. Sing along with the radio... LOUDLY
6. Know that I sing along with the radio ... LOUDLY
7. Know how to dance... at least a little bit.
8. Never forget that there's a "friend" in girlfriend
9. Know that "hearing" and "listening" are two different things.
10. Be secure enough not to envy my teddy bear.
11. Smile with her eyes
12. Wear a watch
13. Have soft hands
14. Think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
15. Have an opinion
16. Own at least one classical CD
17. Have close friends
18. Know how many people are in congress
19. Think that Pamela Anderson Lee is "too thin" (Buh
Humbug! - ^v^)
20. Eat ice cream cones
21. Give good back rubs...
22. ... and love to get them (Ummm - ^v^)
23. Love her mother
24. Vote
25. Think that Mickey Mouse is a pretty cool guy.
26. Love to hear me laugh
27. Make mistakes
28. Give great hugs.
29. Take the road less traveled
30. Doodle
31. Be proud of my success...
32. ... and know that I am proud of hers
33. DREAM!!
34. Wear sweaters
35. Know at least one poem by heart.
36. Know how to pitch a tent
37. Know how to pitch a baseball
38. Be able to sew on a button.
39. Remember the name of my teddy bear
40. Like to buy flowers...
41. ....and to get them
42. Put up with me
43. Believe in magic
44. Believe in love
45. Know how to make chocolate chip cookies
46. Talk to herself
47. Think that love is *forever*
48. Read the editorial page
49. Know how to say "I'm Sorry"
50. Know that no girl could ever be all of these things,
but be willing to give it a try
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