Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 07 Feb 1999 12:27:46 -0500
>From the Archives and just in time for the Valentine's Day.
LadyHawke
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"Excuses Why Men Forget A Gift On Valentine's Day"
10. The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?
9. I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
8. The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to
send less than the best.
7. I sent an e-mail card. You never got it?
Aol must have messed up again!
6. I left a message on your answering machine to meet
me for dinner. Where were you?
5. I didn't know you liked jewelry.
4. I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day.
3. Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office
Massacre.
2. I thought we would do something different this year.
1. I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
One EXTRA Excuse: You didn't remind me!
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"A Few Reasons Why Guys Like Girls"
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our
shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything
is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus
30 out side.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you
both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing
on this Earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the
call display after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even
though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for
them.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you."
18. Actually... Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over
something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt ..
(Even though we don't admit it!)
23. The way they say "I miss you."
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the
world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they
would die or know that you would die without them... It
matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they
were to the world they become everything to you. When
you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of
their souls and you say a million things without trace
of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably
consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very
heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper
would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the
heart. A feeling. Only felt.
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