A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens
to be her husband's best friend. They make love for
hours, and afterwards, while they're just lying there,
the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she
picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and
listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...
(She is speaking in a cheery voice)
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really?
That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That
sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone, and her jealous lover asks,
"Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all
about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip
with you."
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There were two guys, and one day they found a house
of ill respute.
The first guy goes in. He comes out a few minutes later
and says with a sneer, "My wife is better!"
Then the second guy goes in, comes out and says,
"You know what? Your wife IS better."