The agreed plan is as follows:
In year 1, the soft 'c' would replaced by the 's'. Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be
replaced by 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan
now have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome 'ph' is replaced by 'f'. This will reduse 'fotograf' by 20%.
In the 3d year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible mes of the silent 'e's in the language is disgrasful and they
should eliminat them.
By year 4, peopl wil be reseptiv to lingwistik korektions such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v' (saving mor keyboard spas).
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords
kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be applied to ozer
kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz year, ve vil have a reli sensibil riten styl. Zer
vil be no more trubls or difikultis and evrirum vil find it ezi to
understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!.