A man takes the day off work and decides to go
out golfing. He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit 9 Iron.?
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron.?
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's
amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog.?
The man decides to take the frog with him to the
next hole. "What do you think frog?? the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood.? The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and
doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game
of golf in his life and asks the frog, ?OK where to
next?"
The frog replies, ?Ribbit Las Vegas.?
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog,
now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette.?
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
"What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6.?
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after
the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says,
"Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've
won me all this money and I am forever grateful.?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me.?
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into
a gorgeous 15-year old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up
in my hotel room...."
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"The Little Voice" (Another LadyHawke's Favorite)
A guy gets home from work one night and hears
a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job,
sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas."
The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores
the little voice.
The next day, when he gets home from work, the same
thing happens. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job,
sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Again,
the man ignores the little voice, though he is very
troubled by the event.
Every day, day after day, the man hears the same little
voice when he gets home from work, "Quit your job, sell
your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Each time
the man hears the little voice he becomes increasingly
upset. Finally, after two weeks, he succumbs to the
pressure. He does quit his job, sells his house, takes
his money and heads to Vegas.
The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the
little voice tells him, "Go to Harrah?s."
So, he hops in a cab and rushes over to Harrah?s.
As soon as he sets foot in the casino, the little voice
tells him, "Go to the roulette table." The man does as
he is told. When he gets to the roulette table, the little
voice tells him, "Put all your money on 17."
Nervously, the man exchanges all his money for chips
and then puts them all on 17.
The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the
roulette wheel. Around and around the ball caroms.
The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses
speed until finally it settles into number... 21.
The little voice says, "Oops..."