Lime Vodka

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                            FOOD FUNNY
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Thanks to Freddie Johnson for sharing this with us:

A Louisiana Cajun was stopped by a game warden because he had two ice
chests full of fish. He was leaving a bayou, well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, sir," replied the Cajun. "I ain't got none of dem there licenses.
You gotta unnerstan', dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yeah. Evry night, I take dese here fish down to de lake and let 'em
swim 'round for 'while. Den, when I whistle, dey jump right back into
dis here ice chests and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."

The Cajun looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's de
truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."

"Okay," said the warden. "I've got to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"

"Well, what?" says the Cajun.

The warden says, "When are you going to call the fish back?"

"What fish?" replied the Cajun.

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                            TODAY'S RECIPE
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Use this vodka as you would any other vodka. It makes a wonderful vodka tonic.

Lime Vodka

Rind of 3-4 limes, cut into strips
1 quart (1 L) vodka

Add the rind to the bottle of vodka, seal, and allow to stand at room
temperature for one week or more. Strain through a paper coffee filter and serve chilled or over ice.
Makes 1 quart (1 L).
Received on Thu Nov 5 21:06:53 2009