Waldorf Sandwich

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            FOOD FUNNY
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Thanks to Verlie Whitlock of Petawawa, Ontario for this one:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern
Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the
side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a word or two of thanks, she got in the car. After resuming
the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo woman noticed a
brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What's in the bag?" asked
the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine.
I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, and then, speaking
with the quiet wisdom of an elder, said, "Good trade."

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            TODAY'S RECIPE
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The flavors of the classic American salad are combined in spreadable
form in this healthy sandwich.

Waldorf Sandwich

1/2 apple, cored and diced
2 Tbs (30 ml) softened cream cheese
1 Tbs (15 ml) chopped walnuts
1 Tbs (15 ml) chopped celery
2 slices bread

Combine the apple, cream cheese, walnuts, and celery and spread
on bread. Makes 1 sandwich.
Received on Thu Jun 15 07:40:53 2006