Subject: Tropical Punch
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 06 2003 - 09:30:05 EDT
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FOOD FUNNY
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Frequent contributor Lillian Toka writes:
Dear Chef,
After having lost a very dear friend to cancer a week ago Sunday, I
feel I need some humor in my life. This joke is just the kind of
"funny" my friend Loretta would have enjoyed. I submit it to
WWRecipes in her memory, with love.
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one
another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one
asked how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a
cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead, right
there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend. "What did you do?"
"I opened a can of peas instead!"
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TODAY'S RECIPE
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Have you ever wondered how they make that red stuff that comes in cans
and tastes so good? Here's how - minus all the preservatives and other
questionable stuff, of course:
Tropical Punch
6 cups (1.5 L) pineapple juice
1/2 cup (125 ml) frozen orange juice concentrate
1/2 cup (125 ml) frozen lemonade concentrate
1/4 cup (60 ml) fresh lime juice
1/4 cup (60 ml) grenadine
Combine all ingredients in a large pitcher and stir to combine. Serve
chilled over ice. Makes about 2 quarts (2 L).
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