Locksmith

"Locksmith"*

*My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town.
Once he saw a group of beach goers park near
his shop and dump trash from their car on his property.

As soon as they were out of sight, and walking
towards the beach, the locksmith picked the lock
on their car door, put the garbage back inside and
relocked the car.

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"Refrigerator Problems"*

*When the icemaker in our new refrigerator broke,
my husband dropped by the store to arrange for
repairs. Because the sun was bright, my husband's
eyes hadn't adjusted to the dim light inside in time
to see a woman sitting on the floor examining carpet samples.

He stepped on her leg and she screamed, causing
him to jump into a display of fireplace tools that
went crashing in every direction.

Unnerved, my husband stumbled over to the service
desk, and as he went to rest his hands on the counter,
he flipped over a bowl full of little mints, scattering
them everywhere.

After taking a deep breath to calm himself, he
announced to the wide-eyed woman working there,
"My refrigerator doesn't work."

"I don't doubt it," she replied.
Received on Sun Mar 27 09:31:26 2011