Old Lady

"Old Lady"*

*There was this man who took really great care of his
body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles every day.
One morning after getting out of the shower, he looked
into the mirror to admire his body, and noticed that he
 was sun tanned all over his body except for his penis.
He decided he had to do something about this.

So he went to the beach, completely undressed and
buried himself in the sand, except for his unit, which
he left sticking out.

Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach,
one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out
of the sand, she began to move it around with her
cane, and it became erect.

"There is no justice in the world", she said. "Just look at that!
When I was 20 I was curious about it.
When I was 30 I enjoyed it.
When I was 40 I asked for it.
When I was 50 I paid for it.
When I was 60 I prayed for it.
When I was 70 I forgot about it.
And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing
wild and I'm too old to squat!"
Received on Tue Mar 15 09:23:10 2011