Camping Stupidity

"Camping Stupidity"*

*These are supposedly actual comments left on Forest
Service registration sheets and comment cards by
backpackers completing wilderness camping trips.
Human nature being what it is, I wouldn't doubt
the authenticity of these remarks. You be the judge:

"A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag
of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call."

"Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."

"Instead of a permit system or regulations, the
Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population
growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness."

"Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands."

"Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use
walking sticks are more likely to chase animals."

"All the mile markers are missing this year."

"Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse."

"Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go
uphill."

"Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider
webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests."

"Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter."

"Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can
get to wonderful views without having to hike to them."

"The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept
me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals."

"Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so
people can hike at night with flashlights."

"Need more signs to keep area pristine."

"A McDonald's would be nice at the trailhead."

"The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."

"Too many rocks in the mountains."
Received on Mon Mar 14 08:05:43 2011