Cheap

"Cheap"*

*The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were
celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and
their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The
old man was rather irritated when he discovered
none of the boys had bothered to bring a gift,
and after the meal, he drew them aside.

"You're all grown men," he said, "and old enough
to hear this. Your mother and I have never been
legally married."

"What?" gasped one of the sons. "Do you mean to
say we're all bastards?"

"Yes," snapped the old man, "and cheap ones, too!"
Received on Thu Mar 10 07:24:05 2011