Wild Card

Wild Card" *

*A boy catches his mom and dad having sex. The
boy is curious and says, "What are you guys doing?"

The dad replies, "We are playing poker and your
mom is the wild card."

About an hour later the father cannot find his son.
He hears a noise in the bathroom and goes to
check it out. He finds his son jack/ng off and says,
"What in the hell are you doing?"

The boy replies, "I am playing poker."

The dad says, "How are you playing poker without a wild card?"

"With a hand like this, who needs a wild card?!"
Received on Wed Mar 9 06:01:54 2011