Renewal Of Vows

"Old Married"*

*You may have heard about a new bride who
was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.

So when she and her husband pulled up to the
hotel, she asked him if there was any way that
they could make it appear that they had been
married a long time.

He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

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"Renewal Of Vows"*

*John and Nancy were married for 40 years and
decided they wanted to renew their vows and
planned a second wedding. They were discussing
the details with their friends.

Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal
gown and she started describing the dress she was
planning to wear. One of her friends asked what
color shoes she had to go with the dress. Nancy replied, "Silver."

At that point, her husband chimed in, "Yep silver...
to match her hair."

Shooting a glaring look at John's bald spot, Nancy's
friend said, "So John, I guess you are going barefoot."
Received on Tue Mar 1 00:50:56 2011