A Blonde on the Interstate

"A Blonde on the Interstate"*

*A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road..

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who
walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing
oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and
exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers..

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of
this highway occurs.

It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of
the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly..

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the
road?!" asks the cop.

And she said....

"Oh... Those are my emergency flashers!"
Received on Tue Mar 1 00:49:55 2011