Speeding Priest

"Speeding Priest"*

*A priest is driving down to New York and gets
stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state
trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and
then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good
Lord! He's done it again!"

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"Kingdom Puzzle"*

*Jesus and his disciples were walking around one
day, when Jesus said, "The Kingdom of Heaven is
like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."

The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked
Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean -- 'the
Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9?'"

Peter said, "Don't worry, guys. It's just another one of his parabolas."
Received on Sun Jan 23 09:20:01 2011