Retirement Age

"Retirement Age"*

*My broker called me this morning and said,
"Remember that stock we bought and I said
you'd be able to retire at age 65?"

"Yes, I remember," I said.

"Well," my broker continued, "your retirement age is now 108."

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"Playing Stock Market"*

*Jim was having reasonable success playing the
stock market when George expressed a desire to give it a try.

Jim advised him on what stocks to buy, what
to stay clear of, etc. In his list of "pointers" was
the fact that George should invest only small sums.

But George threw caution to the winds and six
months later sent an email to Jim, "So much for
your darn "pointers! Now send me some "retrievers!"
Received on Sat Jan 22 11:56:29 2011