Psalm 129

"Psalm 129"*
*
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which
she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,
remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and
apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his
hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from
her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand
slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father,
remember psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the
flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out
gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve
a bible and looked up psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."
Received on Wed Jan 19 17:13:54 2011