Language R Us

"Language R Us"*

*An enterprising, but bashful sailor finds himself on
shore leave in Korea for his first time. While the rest
of the guys are out having a jolly good time in the
red light district of Pusan, our hero just can't get up
the nerve to ask the local girls how much it costs
for a good time.
 
He sits at his table for a moment watching the girls,
and devises a get lucky plan.

One of the local girls approaches him and asks,
"Wat you name?"

He replies, "Rick Venus"

She says, "Lick Penus?

He says, "Sure! How much?"
Received on Wed Jan 12 09:47:40 2011