Grave Concern

"Camping It Up"*

*Dewayne, his wife, and Dewayne's mother-in-law went
camping over the 4th of July weekend. Dewayne's wife
announced that her mother had been gone from her
stroll in the woods way too long.

So the two of them went looking for her.

After a while they spotted a gigantic, ferocious grizzly
bear squared off with the mother-in-law!

Immediately her daughter said to her husband, in a
frantic voice, "Dewayne you got'ta do something, or
there’s gonna be blood shed fer sure!"

Dewayne calmly said, "Now look, honey, the bear got himself into it..."

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"Grave Concern"*

*A former friend of mine was married to a great gal;
unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife's mother
who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the
morning when my buddy got up to go to work, his
mother-in-law would sneak around a hallway corner
and hiss at him, "If you don't treat my daughter right
when I die I'll dig up from the grave and haunt you!"

When the poor guy would stop in for lunch, his mother-
in-law would blurt out while hiding behind a drape, "If
you don't treat my daughter right when I die, I'll dig up
from the grave and haunt you.

Alas, in the evening while having a well-deserved cocktail,
my friend's mother-in-law would pop up from behind the
bar and say, "If you don't treat my daughter right when I
die, I'll dig up from the grave and haunt you."

Well, I happened to bump into my buddy a month ago
and while having a beer I asked him how his mother-in-law was feeling.

He said, "She isn't feeling anything; she died two months ago!"

I quickly asked him if he was worried about her ominous threat?

He said, "Heck, no! I buried her face down; let her dig; I don't care!"
Received on Wed Jan 12 09:46:53 2011