Magic Mountain

"Magic Mountain"*

*A blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of
a magic mountain. The myth of the mountain was
that if you jumped off of it and yelled out what you
wanted to be, you would instantly turn into it.

The brunette jumped off and said she wanted to be
an Eagle, so she turned into an Eagle and flew away.

Next, the redhead jumped off and said she wanted
to be a cat. So, she landed on all fours and walked away.

Then the blonde got a running start, tripped over
a rock, and yelled... "CRAP!"

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"A Blonde and the Dummy"*

*A ventriloquist is touring clubs in Florida. With his
dummy on his knees, he's going through his usual
dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the
audience stands on her chair and shouts, "I've
heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
does the color of a person's hair have to do with
her worth as a human being? It's guys like you
who keep women like me from being respected
at work and from reaching our full potential!"
 
The embarrassed ventriloquist starts to apologize,
when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister!
I'm talking to that little b-stard sitting on your knee!"
Received on Thu Jan 6 09:44:13 2011