Shopping Gadget

"Shopping Gadget"*

*After shopping at a busy store, another woman
and I happened to leave at the same time,
only to be faced with the daunting task of
finding our cars in the crowded parking lot.

Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able
to locate my vehicle easily.

"Wow," the woman said. "I sure could use a
gadget like that to help me find my car."

"Actually," I replied, "that gadget's called 'my husband.'"

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"Calling School"*

*The local high school has a policy that the parents
must call the school if a student is to be absent for
the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to
the mall with her friends. So she waited until her
parents had left for work and called the school herself.

"Hi, I'm calling to report that Alice is unable to make
it to school today because she is ill."

Secretary at high school answered, "I'm sorry to hear
that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling please?"

"This is my mother."
Received on Tue Feb 22 17:55:27 2011