A Lovely Story: Married at 85

"A Lovely Story: Married at 85"*

*At 85 years of age, Desmond married Jenny, a
lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that
after their wedding she and Desmond should have
separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may overexert himself if
they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for
bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough
the knock comes, the door opens and there is Desmond,
her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Desmond takes leave of his bride,
and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her
bedroom door, and it's Desmond, Again he is ready for
more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for
more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Desmond
kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it -
Desmond is back again, rapping on the door, and is
as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And,
once more they enjoy each other.

But as Desmond gets set to leave again, his young bride
says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age
you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good
once.You are truly a great lover, Desmond.'

Desmond, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and
says: 'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old . . .
Alzheimer's has its advantages!!!
Received on Mon Feb 21 11:05:22 2011