Intelligent Life

"Honk"*

*I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper
sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus." I honked.

The driver leaned out his window, flipped me the
bird, and yelled, "Can't you see the light is still red, you moron?

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"Intelligent Life"*

*Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.

The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on
the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons."

The second alien, who looks exactly like the first,
asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first spaceman says, "I don't think so... They have
them aimed at themselves."
Received on Sun Feb 13 17:13:00 2011