Coming Out

"Coming Out"*

*A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer
hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to
their house, and found his mother in the kitchen
cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table,
let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have
something to tell you: I'm gay."
    
His mother made no reply or gave any response,
and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure
she'd heard him, when she turned away from the
pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay --
doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
    
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then
suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the
head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER
complain about my cooking again!!!"
Received on Sat Feb 12 02:15:31 2011