The Best of DMV

"The Best of DMV"*

*It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken
a woman out on her driving test when a police
cruiser came up behind us--sirens wailing, lights flashing.

"Was I speeding?" she asked the officer, after both cars pulled over.

"No," said the officer. "But you are driving a stolen vehicle."

Smiling awkwardly, the woman turned to me.
"Does this mean I failed my test?"

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"Night in Jail"*

*The state trooper pulled Mr. Smith over and,
after inspecting his license and registration,
informed the motorist that he was going to
have to spend the night in jail.

"What's the charge? Mr. Smith demanded.

"None," replied the officer. "It's all part of the service."
Received on Sat Feb 12 01:56:04 2011