Making The Bed

"Making The Bed"*

*My sister gave me a 13" TV for my birthday. She
had gotten it for free when she bought a used
console TV for the living room. The original
owners said they didn't use the 13" TV much
because it would shut off after a while.

After checking out the on-screen menu features,
I found there was a sleep timer set for 90 minutes!

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"Sleeping Well"*

*When we put our house up for sale, I stressed
emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning.

I left for work before they left for school, and
I wanted to be sure that the house looked
presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers.

I was surprised and impressed that my 15-year-
old son's bed was perfectly made each day.
Until that is, one night when I went into his room,
I discovered his secret...

He was fast asleep on the floor in his sleeping bag!
Received on Fri Feb 4 09:08:18 2011