What Women Can Get Away With

"What Women Can Get Away With"*

*We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that
we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport
that would require aerodynamic legs.

We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone
being suspect of our sexuality.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men
buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Should we wake up looking like something the cat
dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics.

We can have partners that are years younger than us
without being called dirty old perverts.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous.
They look like complete dorks in our clothes.

We have total control over our eyebrows.

It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
Received on Mon Sep 27 08:55:44 2010