Never Argue With A Woman

"Never Argue With A Woman"*
*
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their
lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with
the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet
up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good
morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment. I'll have
to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am.'
Received on Sun Sep 19 14:50:41 2010