Some Things You Just Can't Explain

"Some Things You Just Can't Explain"*

*A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why
are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking
her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took
her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: ..and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to
milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she
took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the
right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking
her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the
stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm...

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took
off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that
moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked
in.... Some things you just can't explain.
Received on Wed Sep 1 00:20:23 2010