"Numbers"*
*The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
"Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three?"
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a fine j
ob. What comes after ten?"
"A jack."
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"Handwriting"*
*An English teacher often wrote little notes on student
essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed,
her handwriting deteriorated.
One day a student came to her after class with an essay
that had been returned.
"I can't make out this comment you wrote on my paper."
The teacher took the paper and, after studying it,
sheepishly replied, "It says that you should write more legibly!"
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