Expecting

"Expecting"*

*"How does Janice like being pregnant?" Bob asked his friend John.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," John replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Bob pressed.

"Well, John explained, "She's expecting me to cook
dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework,
she's expecting me to walk the dog, she's expecting
me to rub her feet..."

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"What do you think you're doing?"*
*
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them!' demands
the wife, and so they continue shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up
a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the
price!!'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down!!!'
Received on Wed Sep 1 00:05:32 2010