"Sneaky"*
*"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's
insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to
free her husband from his inhibitions, during a
passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp-only to
discover a cucumber in his hand.
"Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years!?!"
"Honey! Let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky bas/tard!" she screamed. "You impotent S.O.B.!!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "Maybe you'd care
to explain our two kids?!"
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